Haashim-Ali
City of London
Modern-day wizard, I make things go brr. First-class honours Computing graduate from Imperial, awarded a President’s Scholarship.
What I work with
Experience
Software Engineer
Autumn 2025 - Present @ City of London
Used Knowledge Graphs and Ontology-guided RAG, in-context-learning, Bayesian uncertainty estimation, and epistemic logical frameworks to provide confidence-scored security analyses, for 500k+ internal apps.
Intern Software Engineer
Summer 2024 @ City of London
Productionalised and extended an econometrics machine learning model.
Intern Software Engineer
Summer 2023 @ Amsterdam, NL
Optimised system performance and secured networking for an internal application suite, reducing latency by 70%.
Lead Software Engineer
Winter 2022 - Spring 2023 @ Remote
Oversaw production of the software for an experience on Roblox. Developed distributed physics simulations and an async state replication framework.
Projects
Baker - The Agent Compiler
An agent compiler built at the Saturn x EF hackathon. Baker observes AI agents making decisions, identifies patterns, and progressively converts nondeterministic judgment into versioned, auditable, deterministic rules — all with human approval gates.
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ICHack26 - Real-Time Disaster Management
Winner of ICHack 2026! A real-time disaster management system that processes parallel emergency calls via WebSocket, extracts structured intelligence with Claude, and builds live aggregate summaries of unfolding crises.
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2026-02-15
The Infinite Jester That Killed Cogito
A rebuttal of Descartes' "cogito ergo sum" using infinite jesters — a recursive chain of reasoning, akin to an LLM agent, that proves the cogito is epistemically vacuous.
2025-09-04
Tribal Knowledge in Roblox Programming
Demystifying the weird and wonderful of Roblox Programming…
2022-08-29
Getting Started with ZonePlus
Sponsored to make a tutorial explaining ZonePlus, the leading solution on Roblox for creating observable bounding-boxes. Explains the API, and gives a good outline for how to use the tool idiomatically.